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Experiment 5RX9
Creature-Goblin
Whenever a permanent is untapped, if it is not the untap step, CARDNAME deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.
Whenever a permanent is tapped by a spell or ability,CARDNAME deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.
4/4

Next: Schaudenfraude, Hope.
(Schaudenfraude is taking pleasure and needing that pleasure from other people's pain. Not death, pain.)

Hundred Days of Pain
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, lose 4 life and put a life counter on Hundred Days of Pain. If there are eight or more life counters on Hundred Days of Pain, you win the game.

This card was made with the idea of a torture dungeon, where if you live long enough, you get to leave. However, it is made to be a seemingly impossible situation, since you lose more life than you start with. However, if you are clever enough, you can manage to 'get out of the dungeon', so to speak.

Next: Malice, Shipwright

Shipwright's Malevolence
Instant
Choose one- Destroy target artifact; Target creature gets +4/+0 until end of turn, or counter target creature spell.

Based around the fact that a shipwright filled with malice either performs sabotage or gets angry and fights.

Next: Justice, Blue

Quench the Rebellion
Instant
Counter target spell. If that spell was red or black, draw a card.
"These anarchists want to destroy our kingdom, huh? Send them to the pits"
—King Gaodan the Tyrant

Next: Flower, boom.

Nova Blossom
Enchantment
Cumulative Upkeep
When Nova Blossom leaves the battlefield, it deals X damage to each creature, where X is equal to the number of age counters on it.
The nova plant spreads it's seeds with the scattered remains of those unfortunate enough to ingest it's fruit.

Next: Forgotten, Chimney

Nova Blossom: 9/10 It fufils the part of boom, but the flower doesn't quite make sense.
I forgot to mention you can also leave a rating.

Chimney of Forgotten Dreams
Ledgendary Enchantment
Whenever a creature you control dies, put a dream counter on ~
Sacrifice ~: Draw cards equal to one quarter of the dream counters that were on ~ when it was sacrificed.
Whenever a person dies without fufiling their dream, it is added to the chimney. The chimney's ancient magic always somehow manages to carry out the forgotten dreams.

Forgotten and Chimney: They don't really go together if the chimney is a physical object. But if the chimney is a spiral of magic, forgotteness is attracted to the chimney. That is why I chose my card.

Next words:
Martyr, Abyss

Chimney of forgotten dreams: 8/10. Fulfills the requirement, but "one quarter of the counters" requires too much math.

Mistaken Damnation
Enchantment
Whenever you sacrifice a white creature, put a 1/1 spirit token with flying into play.
Whenever you sacrifice a black creature, put a 2/2 demon creature token into play.
Even a tainted soul can achieve glory.

Martyr - sacrifice.
Demon - Abyss.

How about these two words: Greed, Honor

Greed///Honor
Greed
1BB
Sorcery
Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn. Its controller loses 3 life.
FT: So as you hunger after the world...
Honor
1WW
Sorcery
Target creature gets +3/+3 and gets flying and lifelink until end of turn.
FT:So shall the world hunger after you.
Both are .

Next: Goat, Catapult.

Goatapult
Artifact
: Target goat creature you control gains flying until end of turn. Sacrifice it at end of turn.
: Goatapult deals damage to target creature or player equal to the number of goat cards in your graveyard.

Next: Young, Elder Dragon

Arath, Son of Bolas
Legendary Creature — Dragon
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Arath unless you pay .
Whenever Arath deals damage to an opponent, that player discards two cards.
5/5

The idea behind this is that Nicol Bolas had a son, who was lesser than an Elder Dragon, but took after his father.

Next: Art, Fire

Un-card Time!

Artful Inferno
Sorcery
Name an artist. Each player searches his or her library and reveals each card with art by that artist. Burn each card revealed this way. Then each player shuffles his or her library.

Next: slippery, beast

Ornitophage
Creature — Ooze Beast
: Destroy target creature with flying. Put a +1/+1 counter on Ornitophage.
"Birdie, birdie / fly yonder / or the oozes will / torn you asunder."
—Kerion child rhyme
3/3

Ornito means "bird" and phage means "eat".

Next: Pierce, overgrown.

Edit: I should stop editing this post.

Pierce the Hedges
1RR
Sorcery
CARDNAME deals 2 damage to target player for each forest they control.
FT:Gtrees in dirt? Save time. Grow dirt.

Next: Cake, Lie

Edit: Sorry for the double post...

Doug Ratmann
Legendary Creature — Human Artificer
Hexproof
Artifacts and equipped creatures you control have hexproof.
"The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie."
2/2

Next: AI, neurotoxin.

Artificial Uprising
Sorcery
Each player loses X life, where X is the number of artifacts they control.
"The machines thoroughly enjoyed their prank. The artificers on the other hand found it's deadliness much less funny."

Next: Heart, End

Curse of the Bleeding Wound
Enchantment - Curse
Enchant player
During enchanted player's upkeep, ~ deals 2 damage to that player.
When enchanted player loses the game, move ~ to target player.
It will only hurt until the pain stops.

This card is intended to be okay in normal play, but even better in multiplayer games.

Edit: Next two words: Vicious, Square

Curse of the bleeding wound: Somethings off about this. Also, it should be attach instead of move. 5/8.
Bludgeoning Halfbrick
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has ", Unatach Bludgeoning Halfbrick: Bludgeoning Halfbrick does 1 damage to target player. That player gains control of Bludgeoning Halfbrick.".
Equip

Next words: Rapacity, Druid.

Rapacious Druid
1GGR
Creature-Human Druid
Whenever CARDNAME deals damage to a player, put that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens into play tapped.
3/2

Next: Combo, Time

Brothers in Time
Sorcery
Put a token in play under your control that is an exact copy of target creature in your graveyard.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)

Whenever Brothers of Time is copied, it must have the same target as the original spell.
"He sent an army of clones to attack us."
"No, he didn't." "These are all the same individual, the only difference is that that one is from the year 1557, and that one is from the year 1559."

Next: Alchemist, Flesh

Don't Die! Please thread, don't die!

Alchemist of Flesh
Creature - Human Wizard
Sacrifice a human: Each player loses 1 life.
Acquiring human flesh with unknown methods, the alchemist put his secret ingredient in every potion he ever made.

Next:
Vampire, Wurm

Stensia Wurm
Creature — Wurm
Trample, forestwalk
Sacrifice a Human: Regenerate Stensia Wurm.
Young vampires of the Stromkirk bloodline sometimes keep wurms as pets, feeding them human flesh for fun. Older vampires use them to crush trees and reduce the amount of live wood available.
5/5
Next: Holy, corruption

Stensia Wurm - I think it should have been as Trample and Forestwalk are green, but it was black for flavor. Speaking of flavor, Stromkirk is the one bloodline that doesn't live in Stensia, they live in Nephalia. 6/10

Holy Corruption
Enchantment
Whenever an angel dies, put a corruption counter on ~.
Remove all corruption counters from ~: Put an X/X black Demon creature token into play, where X is the number of counters removed this way.

Oops. I didn't know that the Stromkirk lived in Nephalia. It's the only bloodline I could actually remember besides the Markov, and I didn't want to use that one. My bad.

Wonderboy, you need a new challenge to give.

New Words:

Fire, Planet

Holy Corruption is interesting, and feels very... Innistrad-y. I like it. It feels as if it heavily derives from a tribal block -- Heaven vs. Hell, possibly? I do like the mixture of 'enemies', especially the scaling nature of the corruption, and that it doesn't sacrifice itself to 'birth' the Demon. Very nice.
--
Fire planet?

Ackaalo Ocean
Plane - Cosolis
Whenever a player casts a spell, that spell deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
: Whenever you roll , Ackaalo Ocean deals 2 damage to each creature and player.

Next: Water, Heart

The Heart of the Ocean
Legendary Artifact
Kraken, Leviathan, Octopus and Serpent creatures you control gain +1/+1.
Kraken, Leviathan, Octopus and Serpent spells you play cost less to cast.
Whenever a Kraken, Leviathan, Octopus or Serpent creature source you control deals combat damage to a player, add to your mana pool. This mana doesn't empty from your mana pool at the end of phases.

Next: Lightning, Nature

Tree of Storms
Land - Forest
, :Add to your mana pool.
Whenever a creature with Flying deals damage to you,
you deal 3 damage to that creature.

NEXT: earth, water

Rating: 8/10. A fun interpretation, and one of the first lands on this thread. However, it's a little broken- if the damage was related to a "tap" ability, it might have been fairer. Also, it would be nice to see some Red influence, as they have a lot of lightning.

Swallowed by the Sea -
Enchantment
All non-basic lands are islands.

(To me, Earth & water reminded me of Atlantis... hence a country slipping into the ocean).

NEXT: Flex, million

Swallowed by the Sea:
Reminds me of Tomb of Yawgnowth, although easier to kill. I think it's costed right, although the lack of rarity is confusing. I think that at uncommon it'll be fine.

One-Million Paper Birds
Sorcery — Arcane
Put a 1/1 colorless Bird Spirit creature token with flying onto the battlefield.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have more cards in hand than each opponent, you may return ~ from your graveyard to your hand.

Next: Alpaca, Blue.

@Sohel - Its mirrored version of Blood Moon and rebalanced version of Back to Basics.

Hmm, I hadn't realized that. You're right, Kagerowrs.

Blue-Furred Alpaca
Creature - Beast
Whenever ~ deals damage to a player, draw a card.
1/4

Next:
Guard, Assassin

Blue-Furred Alpaca: That's a tougher Scroll Thief-- except it's slightly tougher and an alpaca. I like it, if only because it's an alpaca. Alpaca is a very fun word.

Sanctified Strangler
Creature- Human Cleric Assassin
Flash
When Sanctified Strangler enters the battlefield, remove target attacking creature from combat, then destroy it.
"They not only kill intruders, but prepare them for burial too! Brother Tarik, I want ten of these men guarding the church every night."
-- Father Mosarik, Priest of the Coldsun Church
2/2

NEXT: Fury, Hawk

Predatory Hawk
Creature - Bird
Flying, Frenzy 1
1/1

Next - Invisible, Unicorn

Predatory Hawk: Such a small red flier is a bit out of place, but its got great synergy. I have to admit, I love it.

Unicorn of Mists
Creature - Unicorn
All creatures able to block Unicorn of Mists do so.
: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by Unicorn of Mists this turn.
2/2

Next: Shining, Darkness

Unicorn - Nice, I should get some black colored spice that gives death touch.

Darkening Light
Sorcery
Destroy target nonblack creature, then put a token of that creature onto your field tapped. That creature token is black.
“You will never understand Izayura, there is reason why a mage prefer the darkness.”
—Lisilnax

Next : Last, Weekend

Darkening Light - Ooo, shadowy double ... I like cards like that. You steal the creature while also destroying it. Just lovely!

Lost Time

Sorcery
Take an extra turn after this one. Then, target opponent takes two extra turns.

Next : Rest, Gallon

~Zuty

Lost Time - Fair and Flavorful 10/10

Gallon of Soul's Rest
Enchantment
Whenever a creature dies, it's controller puts a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying into play.

Next: Fire, Power

Gallon of Soul's Rest - If it doesn't says nontoken creature, that is turn two infinite enabler without any risk what so ever.

Power of True Fire
Sorcery
Put X 3/1 red elemental creature token with "In beginning of end step, sacrifice ~" and haste onto battlefield.

Next: Time, Collapse

Gallon of Soul's Rest - Should probably be limited to non-token creatures or else this would be crazy powerful with sac outlets like Goblin Bombardment Assuming you changed that, I like it. think it should be a little bit higher in cost, maybe or 8/10

Fiery Charger

Creature - Elemental
Flash
When ~ enters the battlefield, target creature get's +3/+0 and haste until end of turn.
At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice ~.
0/1

Next : Lion, Green

~Zuty

Power of True Fire: Almost strictly better than Feral Lightning, as it has a lot more options available in it. However, admittedly, it is rare.

Fiery Charger: Very clever. I like it a lot. Seems pretty balanced, compared to Inner-Flame Acolyte, so I'd call it safe. A Reckless Charge with a body instead of flashback seems fair.

Riftvale Lion
Creature - Cat
Suspend 1 -
2/2

Next: Comet, Shine

Riftvale Lion - WHERE DO I GET FOUR OF THESE IN FOIL! 11/10

Polished Meteor

Artifact
~ enters the battlefield tapped.
~ is indestructible.
: Add to your mana pool.
"It just ... Fell from the sky ... A spark of brilliance was born inside of me." -Isel, master carver

Next : Outbreak, Angel

~Zuty

Polished Meteor 8/10 i still don't think the indestructible should be there, but i like the flavor and the overall balence.

Polished Meteor 6/10 i think it should enters the battlefield tapped so you can't drop four of these first turn and play a giant 6 drop on turn two, and i don't see the point of it to be indestructible.

Elyrien, the Angelic Savior
Legendary Creature - Angel
Flying, haste
Whenever Elyrien, the Angelic Savior deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment that player controls.
"I will free you from your burdens, your prisons and your enemies."
4/4

or mabey

Elyrien, the Angelic Savior
Legendary Creature - Angel
Flying, haste
Whenever Elyrien, the Angelic Savior deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment that player controls. You gain life equal to thats permanents converted mana cost.
"I will free you from your burdens, your prisons and your enemies."
4/4

Next : Born, Seeker

@Jolykj - Huh, I thought I did have the 'ETB tapped' part on it. Fixed.

~Zuty