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Tue, 2009-03-03 00:02
Picks-at-Flies
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Sorry, I never saw the movie... for some reason I was put off it.

Over-the-top Pre-advertising - Blue mana symbolRed mana symbol
Enchantment
When Over-the-top Pre-advertising comes into play, reveal a card from your hand.
At the beginning of your upkeep, shout the name of the revealed card. If you do, put an advertising counter on Over-the-top Pre-advertising.
If you a play a card with the same name as the revealed card while there are exactly five counters on Over-the-top Pre-advertising, sacrifice it and it deals 1 damage to any number of target players you can see. Draw a number of cards equal the number of players damaged in this way.

(I was trying to find an image of the posters that consumed our cinemas for 6 months before the first trailer was released but they were obsolete before before the movie came out.)

Tue, 2009-03-03 02:47
Vinyacoire
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Wow, I completely forgot to make a card for this. After no idea for quite some time, I decided to rewatch the movie and came up with this:

Spoiler:

Wed, 2009-03-04 07:51
ALEX Ryugami
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Star Dust 4 mana symbol
Old Artifact (U)
(Old super type doesn't mean anything.)
As long as your old is above than 50, your opponents can't win the game.
"I'm still young ..."

Next: Food for 300!

ORAORAORA!!!!!

Wed, 2009-03-04 12:14
Picks-at-Flies
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Btw: I'm still on Something Completely Different for 200.

Wed, 2009-03-04 15:21
Darkmouse

ALEX R wrote:
It's already closed, but I want to participate

Each challenge is open for entries until I judge the entries. I do the judging on the fly, basically whenever I can open the thread after the deadline and judge. Not sure how I would handle a ninja entry, but that hasn't happened yet.

Vinyacoire's Devious Plot is an excellent translation. And it made me laugh. Big smile 100 points to Vinyacoire.

Since Vinyacoire didn't choose a category this time, I am reverting to his previous choice: Juggernaut for 200. Please remember to choose a category.

The challenge:

Quote:
All cards in the Juggernaut category are named with a variant of the word Juggernaut. Please make a card named Jigglynaut for 200 points.

Projects I am dabbling in at the moment:
Kinda jumping into: Niv-Mizzet Community Set
Uncensored - An un-set with cards that are inappropriate for posting here.
Token Irony - Using MSE to create tokens with ironic pictures, such as politicians on zombi

Wed, 2009-03-04 16:35
Vinyacoire
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Here's your first entry Darkmouse. You're all thinkin' it, so here's the most obvious way to go with this:

Spoiler:

Wed, 2009-03-04 16:53
Darkmouse

What's your choice for next category, Vin?

Projects I am dabbling in at the moment:
Kinda jumping into: Niv-Mizzet Community Set
Uncensored - An un-set with cards that are inappropriate for posting here.
Token Irony - Using MSE to create tokens with ironic pictures, such as politicians on zombi

Wed, 2009-03-04 19:01
Picks-at-Flies
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Can someone explain the reference?

Thu, 2009-03-05 00:14
ALEX Ryugami
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Jigglynaut 5 mana symbol
Artifact Creature - Jigglynaut (U)
Shake your body without telling your opponents: If an opponent noticed that you're shaking your body, ~ is unblockable this turn. You may play this ability anytime. (You mustn't leave and shaking your seat.)
3/5

Next: Food for 300!

ORAORAORA!!!!!

Thu, 2009-03-05 02:23
Vinyacoire
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Sorry Darkmouse, I keep forgetting...

I'll take Something Completely Different for 200 if I win.

Thu, 2009-03-05 07:47
Darkmouse

picks-at-flies wrote:
Can someone explain the reference?

If referring to the category, basically I was thinking about the word juggernaut after seeing someone post juggernaught... which led me to juggernougat and other sillyness. I'd like to blame the barleypop, but that wasn't it.

If referring to Vinyacoire's entry, it is a direct reference to the pokemon Jigglypuff (featured in his art). Perhaps my original inspiration for this variant of Juggernaut.

And basically, I'm looking for an Uncard named Jigglynaut. The rest is up to each of you.

Projects I am dabbling in at the moment:
Kinda jumping into: Niv-Mizzet Community Set
Uncensored - An un-set with cards that are inappropriate for posting here.
Token Irony - Using MSE to create tokens with ironic pictures, such as politicians on zombi

Fri, 2009-03-06 15:02
Picks-at-Flies
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Jigglynaut - 4
Artifact Creature - Juggernaut
Jiggle Jigglynaut: Jigglynaut deals 1 damage to you. Any player may play this ability.
Whenever Jigglynaut is jiggled, target creature cannot block Jigglynaut this turn and switch Jigglynaut's power and toughness until end of turn.
You must jiggle Jigglynaut each turn if possible.
Jiggle for the win.
5/3

Clearly this is a rare. Can you imagine having several of these on the table?

If I win: S*D for 200.

Sun, 2009-03-08 10:09
Guitarweeps
Head Administrator
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Jigglynaut 5 mana symbol
Artifact Creature - Construct
3 mana symbolTap symbol: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to or by target creature this turn. That creature's controller must jiggle that creature until there next untap phase. If they do not, they must sacrifice it. (To jiggle a card you must wiggle it back and forth repeatedly.)
Wow! That monster just bounced right off your belly! How'd you do that?!
3/5

Let's do Blue Cards for 400

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Sun, 2009-03-08 17:01
emperorkingx

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Jigglynaut
Artifact Creature--Juggernaut
Jiggling (Whenever you want, flip a coin. If you win, remove this creature from the game. If it is already removed from the game return it to play. You can use this ability when this creature is removed from the game.)
Whenever an opponent looks at Jiggling's reminder text, that opponent takes 1 damage.
6/5
Rare

And now, I will blast it with my terrifying fireball of destructively dangerous chaos...
wait-where'd it go?--Chandra

I'd like Blue cards for 300.

Even as you read this, I am completing my plans for world domination...

Sun, 2009-03-08 17:10
Icarael
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Jigglynaut 3 mana symbolGreen mana symbol
Artifact Creature- Ooze Dreadnought
Jigglynaut attacks each turn if able.
Whenever Jigglynaut takes combat damage, you may wiggle it back and forth repeatedly. If you do, gain control of target jelly.
(ERRATA: You pay any costs for that jelly.)
(ERRATA: Target jelly may or may not be edible.)
The last person who tried to take a bite out of it is now as flat as a pancake.

4 1/2/3

@Guitarweeps- Sorry, but I had to take the reminder text from your Jigglynaut. I hope you don't mind.

If I win, Something Completely Different for 300.

"Take the bridge, men! Victory! Victory is ou - Retreat! RETREAT!"
Arrival of the Eldrazi Community Set

Mon, 2009-03-09 14:10
Darkmouse

Guitarweeps (I still wonder about that nickname)

Quote:
Wow! That monster just bounced right off your belly! How'd you do that?!

Its funny any time you can force the other player to jiggle something.
Here's 200 points, GW.

Now, onto the next challenge
Blue for 400: Two creatures that are even funnier when considered together.

This is different than the previous creature challenge because these don't have to fetch each other.

Projects I am dabbling in at the moment:
Kinda jumping into: Niv-Mizzet Community Set
Uncensored - An un-set with cards that are inappropriate for posting here.
Token Irony - Using MSE to create tokens with ironic pictures, such as politicians on zombi

Mon, 2009-03-09 14:59
ALEX Ryugami
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This game is challenging for me, because it's harder to make someone laugh, but I'll try my best Winking smiley.

Figure of Mama Blue mana symbol
Creature - Mama Advisor (R)
As long as you control a creature named Figure of Papa, ~ gets +2/+1 and has "Blue mana symbol, Tap symbol: Praise target opponent's father. If the chosen father is pleased with your praise, draw a card."
1/1
"Mama always praising his father, why?
-A child from the new house

Figure of Papa Blue mana symbol
Creature - Papa Wizard (R)
As long as you control a creature named Figure of Mama, ~ gets +1/+2 and has "Blue mana symbol, Tap symbol: Praise target opponent's mother. If the chosen mother is pleased with your praise, return target creature to its owner's hand."
... And Papa also doing same as Mama, except he does it to his mother...
-A child from the new house

The flavor behind this is as a newcomer family, the Mama and Papa is doing something nice (praising) to their new neighbours, perhaps to do something wacky. And they're also an indirect joke for Figure of Destiny (meaning that they're upgraded at certain conditions.)

Next: Still food for 300!

ORAORAORA!!!!!

Fri, 2009-03-13 20:04
emperorkingx

Computer GeekBlue mana symbolBlue mana symbolBlue mana symbol
Creature- Human Nerd
Tap symbol:You gain control of target computer.(That computer's owner does not have to tell you any IDs or passwords.)
1 mana symbolBlue mana symbolBlue mana symbol:Ask one yes or no question about the password of a computer you control. The player who knows the password must answer truthfully.
0/1
Here's a hint: it's a 5 letter word for "famous trading card game".

The flavor text is someone giving a hint about their password. I know it sounds like they're doing a crossword puzzle, but they're not. In case you haven't guessed, the password is "Magic".

Personal Computer2 mana symbolBlue mana symbol
Artifact-Computer
When Personal Computer comes into play, choose a password.
Blue mana symbol, Tap symbol, write down Personal Computer's password: draw a card.
If you would draw a card and there are no cards in your library, you draw a card from a friend's deck.
ERRATA:Allow up to 1-4 hours for downloading. We are not responsible for any inconvenence caused by long load times.
Yes! I just downloaded a Nicol Bolas!--Untied playtester

Untied is what I'd call an Unset, if I made one.Or unplugged. The idea here is that these cards will cause a game of "20 Questions" about Personal Computer's password. They don't need to be together, but I saw "Even Funnier" in question, so I worked more on the individual cards than their reactions to each other.But think about it. Player 1 desperately trying to figure out the password to an endless resevoir of cards, while recieving maddeningly vague answers. "Does it start with a vowel?" "Kind of." Personally, I'd rather be the PC player.

Even as you read this, I am completing my plans for world domination...

Mon, 2009-03-16 20:17
Darkmouse

ALEX wins this round and gets 400 points. His card remind me of Mother of Goons. And it suggests another card:

Spoiler:
Play the Dozens
2 mana symbolRed mana symbol
Enchantment
Once per turn, each player must choose target creature. That player must insult the mother of target creature, and ~ deals 1 damage to that creature. ~ deals 3 damage to any player that doesn't.
No insult may be used more than once per game.
Oh yeah? Well your mother is so...

Could be great in a pure burn deck, or to gang up on a difficult creature in multiplayer.


Anyhow... the next category is [drumroll] Food for 300:

~~~DAILY DOUBLE~~~

This challenge is worth 600 Points.
Create a card based on the word: Cake.
Challenge runs at least through Thursday, Mar 19th.

Projects I am dabbling in at the moment:
Kinda jumping into: Niv-Mizzet Community Set
Uncensored - An un-set with cards that are inappropriate for posting here.
Token Irony - Using MSE to create tokens with ironic pictures, such as politicians on zombi

Mon, 2009-03-16 20:29
innuendo
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The Cake 8 mana symbol
Legendary Artifact - R
If an opponent attempts to look at The Cake to read its text, sacrifice it and it deals 10 damage to that player. If an opponent asks about The Cake's text, sacrifice it and it deals 10 damage to that player. When you sacrifice The Cake you may say "I am going to kill you. And all the cake is gone," if you don't, The Cake deals 10 damage to you.
"Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the game."

Spoiler:

Here's to hoping you get the reference!

And I don't care about the next catagory, pick at random.

Current Projects: Siege SCG

Mon, 2009-03-16 20:35
emperorkingx

The Cake 0 mana symbol
Artifact-Food
The Cake is chocolate.
The Cake comes into play with 2 hunger counters for each player.
Steal The Cake while its controller isn't looking: You gain control of The Cake. Remove a hunger counter from it. Any player may play this ability.
When there are no hunger counters on The Cake, its controller gains 10 life.
Many wars have been fought over this precious item. I think it's stale by now.

Blue cards for 300

Even as you read this, I am completing my plans for world domination...

Tue, 2009-03-17 04:57
ALEX Ryugami
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Cheesecake 4 mana symbol
Enchantment (R)
~ is yellow.
Cumulative upkeep - Say "Hmm, yummy" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep put an age counter on ~, then sacrifice it unless you say "Hmm, yummy" once for each age counter on it-without pausing between or fumbling it.)
When ~'s cumulative upkeep cost was paid, target player gains control of ~. If it wasn't paid, ~ deals damage to you for each age counter on ~.

Next: Food for 400!

ORAORAORA!!!!!

Thu, 2009-04-02 03:49
Vinyacoire
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It would seem that this thread got buried pretty well... Here's a somewhat late entry (and hopfully a reminder to DarkMouse that his game still exists)

The Cake White mana symbol
Artifact
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a candle counted on The Cake, then gain 1 life for each candle counter on the The Cake.
Pay X life, where X is your age: Choose one - The Cake gains Shroud until end of turn; or The Cake becomes indestructible until end of turn.
If you lose control of The Cake, you lose the game.
Well that takes the cake...

If I winsies: Movies for 200...

Fri, 2009-04-03 19:03
Darkmouse

Innuendo wins again with: The Cake (legendary) He gets 600 pts for the daily double and gains the lead. Yes, Vinyacoire's entry was still valid. And no, I didn't get the reference, Innuendo. Your card was still funny and original, for the win.

I liked all the cakes so much, I've added the challenge to another category on my extensive list for future boards.

The next category, as chosen at random per Innuendo ("Surprise me, you filthy b@$+@&d") is

Something Completely Different for 400: Make a "multiple choice" card. (Must be in standard Multiple Choice Test format, not magic-legal "choose one - " format.)

Projects I am dabbling in at the moment:
Kinda jumping into: Niv-Mizzet Community Set
Uncensored - An un-set with cards that are inappropriate for posting here.
Token Irony - Using MSE to create tokens with ironic pictures, such as politicians on zombi

Sat, 2009-04-04 14:28
emperorkingx

Look carefully, see how much you notice:

Spoiler:

Even as you read this, I am completing my plans for world domination...

Fri, 2009-05-01 01:06
Vinyacoire
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It appears there won't be many entries this time. But, to make it so emperorkingx doesn't just win by default, here's my submission:

Spoiler:

And I'd like to get back to Movies, I suppose for 200.