Card of the Week #165: Make 'Em Laugh

Card of the Week #165: Make 'Em Laugh

fluffyDeathbringer
4% (1 vote)
Kajarak32
0% (0 votes)
Daij_Djan
0% (0 votes)
Aarhg
25% (6 votes)
ZephyrPhantom
0% (0 votes)
sdfkjgh
0% (0 votes)
one1eye1
0% (0 votes)
ganzzert
4% (1 vote)
Mahx Michael
4% (1 vote)
Kagerowrs
0% (0 votes)
spazlaz
0% (0 votes)
Asthanius
0% (0 votes)
Yoshi
4% (1 vote)
Neottolemo
0% (0 votes)
Ziolang
4% (1 vote)
aquaumisa
0% (0 votes)
SonictheBrushwagg
4% (1 vote)
Nhoj2307
0% (0 votes)
Gurfle
0% (0 votes)
Wapulatus
0% (0 votes)
jacqui-pup
17% (4 votes)
bazzboda
0% (0 votes)
Angelic_Bovines
17% (4 votes)
Trace100
4% (1 vote)
Fermat
0% (0 votes)
An Awful Ficus
8% (2 votes)
Pixi-Rex
4% (1 vote)
Total votes: 24
Mon, 2017-05-01 19:12
Daij_Djan
Moderator
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Challenge wrote:
Magic is, in theory, quite a serious game, but it definitely doesn't shy away from the occasional bit of humor. When you think of jokes plus Magic, you tend to think of Un-sets - but that needn't be the case.

Make a black-bordered card that tells a joke. The joke can be anything from a groan-worthy pun to a snappy one-liner or just an amusing anecdote or situation, told through art, flavor, or even mechanics - but it also has to be on a card that could realistically see print in a Standard-legal set.

Good luck!

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fluffyDeathbringer

Kajarak32

Daij_Djan

Aarhg

ZephyrPhantom

sdfkjgh

one1eye1

ganzzert

Mahx Michael

Kagerowrs
Solitude at Once 1 mana symbolGreen mana symbol
Instant Uncommon
Counter target spell. Cast this spell only during your turn.
Repeater 2 mana symbolGreen mana symbolGreen mana symbol (Whenever you could cast a sorcery, you may pay 2 mana symbolGreen mana symbolGreen mana symbol and exile it with three data counters on on it. While exiled, you may remove a data counter to cast a copy of this card.)
Maybe you should learn to stop interrupting when others are working.

spazlaz

Asthanius

Yoshi
Burly Bartender 2 mana symbolGreen mana symbolGreen mana symbol
Creature - Troll Rare
2 mana symbolGreen mana symbol, Exile a land or Plant from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on CARDNAME. You gain 1 life.
Whenever you gain life, CARDNAME fights target creature you don't control.
"Did you want some... fruit punch?"
3/3

Neottolemo

Ziolang

aquaumisa
Jace of Spades 3 mana symbolBlue mana symbolRed mana symbol
Planeswalker-Jace Mythic Rare
+1 Loyalty: Draw two cards, then discard a card.
-3 Loyalty:Target player puts a nonland permanet he or she controls chosen at random on top of his or her library.
-7 Loyalty:Exile the top three cards of target player's library. You may create two tokens of a creature that is exiled this way, except the tokens are blue Illusions in addition to its other colors and types.
5 mana symbol

SonictheBrushwagg

Nhoj2307
Health and Safety 1 mana symbolGreen mana symbolBlack mana symbol
Enchantment Rare
Whenever an Elf Creature enters the battlefield, gsin 1 life.
Elf creatures you control gain Regenerate X mana symbol, where X is equal to it's power.
Nuttin betta when fightin in t'war, then t'have a bit o' 'ealth n safety

Gurfle
Proven Wrong 1 mana symbolBlue mana symbol
Instant Common
Target spell's controller names a card. Reveal your hand. If the named card isn't in your hand, counter target spell.
Investigate.
"I told you so."

Wapulatus

jacqui-pup
Privileged Wight 1 mana symbolBlack mana symbol
Creature - Zombie Rare
White creatures you control get +1/+1.
Embalm 2 mana symbolWhite mana symbolWhite mana symbol
2/2

bazzboda
Beaten Horse 1 mana symbolBlack mana symbolRed mana symbol
Creature - Zombie Horse Uncommon
Unleash (You may have this creature enter the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. It can't block as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.)
When ~ enters the battlefield, you may have a horse you control deal damage equal to its power to target creature.
1/1

Angelic_Bovines

Trace100

Fermat
Bog of Holding
Land Rare
~ enters the battlefield tapped.
Hideaway
Tap symbol: Add Blue mana symbol or Black mana symbol to your mana pool.
Blue mana symbolBlack mana symbol, Tap symbol: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if five or more cards were put from an opponent's library into that player's graveyard this turn.

An Awful Ficus
Clown Car 7 mana symbol
Artifact – Vehicle Rare
Crew X (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power X or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)
Clown Car's power and toughness is equal to the total power and toughness of all creatures used to crew it.
How many of you are in there?
As many as you want. *honk, honk*

X/X

Pixi-Rex

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